SANCHO
I'm Sancho! Yes, I'm Sancho!
I'll follow my master till the end.
I'll tell all the world proudly
I'm his squire! I'm his friend!

-Man of La Mancha


It's not right, and it's not fair, damnit. Something should be done about it, Surely, there must be something. But what? Who? Goddamnit, this will not, cannot stand.