You know the best way to piss off a person from Scotland with a minimal amount of creativity and effort on your own part? Call them Scotch. Most of you probably know this from having watched The Rock, but it's still something a lot of people forget. Particularly Laria. If you really want to piss them off, call them English. I would never dare do so, of course, because I have no desire to die a slow and painful death. A note for beginners: Making Braveheart comments and quoting from said movie only makes you appear foolish and stupid, and as you well know, we Americans do not need any help fostering this image worldwide, especially with our incredibly intelligent president behaving as if other countries (and international treaties) are merely obstacles in a giant board game with no consequences. If you want to give them hell about being magnets for those already taken, however, you can both irritate them and get your other friends in trouble at the same time.

Go get 'em, tiger!