The plague of accordian players must be stopped! Viva la resistance! Long live the brass instruments and their socially acceptable string counterparts! (Yes, yes...reeds and electronica are okay, too, but you bagpipe and hurdy-gurdy players get up against the wall with the polka-folk...no drone strings here, buddy.)
I want a penny-farthing bicycle! They look like fun!
When they start making these puppies, CDs and DVDs will be a thing of the past...though they will still make for good microwaving. Comic strips.