Monday, May 20, 2002

In case Laria is out there reading this, I thought I'd put a copy of this up, from the Onion:

Christian Weightlifter Bends Iron Bar To Show Power Of God's Love
TULSA, OKā€”Before 11,000 attendees at a "He Is Risen Rally" at Mabee Center, Christian weightlifter Michael Brighton bent a two-inch-thick iron bar Monday, clearly demonstrating the power of God's love within the heart and body of His followers. "Do you see the power of faith and belief?" said the 255-pound Brighton following the impressive feat of spiritual prowess. "Only a strong personal relationship with my Creator could have made this possible." Brighton went on to demonstrate God's hatred of ice blocks and wooden boards.


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