I have a biological concern, now. One I never thought I would face, at least not for a long time. It is not quite at the point of alarm, but it is certainly at the point of concern. I will not give you details, gentle reader, but suffice it to say that it is something that could be the beginning of a disturbing trend, and I intend to nip it in the bud. I must call my father, while I'm at it. This is sort of a note to self, in other words. I know few readers out there are reading these dispatches from my underground secret headquarters anyway, so I don't feel the need to clarify without questions. Good night.